Haha! Get it? Get it?
Yeah...a lame, cheap-shot idea I've had for a long time now. I'm sure I can't have been the only one to think of it. But my little sister is an Edtard, and...I'm mean. I guess.
Don't get me wrong. I actually did enjoy the movie (to my great shock), but I just can't read the books. And no matter what the story is, the fandom is absolutely joke-worthy.
So...I made this obscenely quick, poorly-executed gag. Enjoy.
Edward Cullen from the Twilight series, by Stephenie Meyers, as if you didn't already know that.